What I need right now

From Here

1- Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.

2- Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.

3- Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

4- Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).

5- Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle sweet and mystic.

6- Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.

7- Sprinkle Zamphour.

8- Add an olive.

9- Drink... but... very carefully.